Two things; both pointing out my bad inner-qualities.
A. Yes. Well, I just had some REALLY pointless inner turmoil about my hunger.
'Gee, I'm hungry.'
NO. DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD. THINK ABOUT CATS.
'What, you want me to eat cats?'
NOO. JUST STOP STARVING YOURSELF, AND THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. LIKE. CATS.
'Why not dogs?'
WHY DOES IT MATTER?
' 'Cause my Penny* is offended. Say sorry.'
NO.
'Why not, do you hate her?!'
NO?
'Then shuddup and let me raid the kitchen.'
Mind, people, The Capitalized parts are my Inner guilty conscience telling me this. I named it Philip. Like the horse.
B. I made a mistake.
I was spelling Douji